super heroes

              


I wanna start my first blog about my favorite super heroes.... BTW why are we attracted to superheroes? eerrr on my humble opinion maybe because they are extra ordinary individual, doing extra ordinary things... yah! ok let me start with BATMAN

In Gotham City, Batman and Robin was their saviour,always  have you tried watching any of the episodes of batman & robin? were you entertained like me? eerr maybe because this is one of my fave superhero...

   

         legendary: young boy sees his parents killed, and grows up determined to fight crime to right that wrong in perpetuity. As he develops, Batman learns martial arts, learns scientific methods, becomes a detective, and combats ever growing threats to his beloved Gotham City. The police department under Commissioner Jim Gordon rely more and more on Batman to solve the more complex crimes, and they take the simple petty ones.
Besides the fact that this is about a comic book, meaning, if you just accept that for a moment, the thing is this: it wouldn’t work. Batman, no matter how amazing, is only one man. Crime is a large and amorphous thing, and it requires lots of people to fight.

       Kinda idolized this man yah!....:) so im trying to learn how to kick, punch here and there...:) haha.... lol

So for all that I do, and all that I try to do, and for as many places as I try to be to help others, I can only do the work of one man,,,  oopsssiie im not a man yet, so lets say a one boy:).

That means that I need a whole cast of characters to help, a whole bunch of teenager crusaders who have similar interests, or supporting goals, or who are just generally great kids.... as our national hero in the philippines said;

THE YOUTH IS THE HOPE OF THE FUTERE.

Jose Rizal

ok lets go back to the main topic, as you see every super heroes has their own sidekicks, we're talking about batman here so obviously we need to talk also about ROBIN.... our super hero one & only right hand.



Robin is the fictional superhero character who fights crime with Batman. Robin was first introduced to the comic book world in detective comics .  however many people at the time believed that the Character Robin was introduced into the Batman comics to gather in a younger crowd,(our kinda crowd) if this was the intention it worked. ok lets picture batman without a sidekick, do you think he can do it alone? nah! everyone,  super heroes or not  needs someone on their sides to help them, yah!

 like me i need my mom on my side always, oopssiee! does that mean that my mom is my sidekick?
 
nah! nah! nah! BIG NO!  hehe im her sidekick because she is my hero... or should i say hera? :) eerrr!

   -------NOW TIME FOR VILLAINS-----

if there are super heroes there should be villains also,  or no heroes at all if villains dont exist. now who do u think is the greatest villains in batman movies? ok lets try to figure it out....

• the joker

• The Joker's clownish appearance and big smile hide a devious mind bent on creating as much trouble as possible for his archenemy, Batman. His arsenal of weapons includes razor-cards, acid-spewing flowers, and laughing-gas

• The penguin

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The Penguin (Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot) is a devious crime-boss who is seldom seen without one of his trick-umbrellas. The Penguin uses his nightclub, the Iceberg Lounge, as a front for his criminal activities

• the cat woman

Catwoman  is an accomplished jewel-thief with a taste for luxury. She is extremely agile and acrobatic

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Poison Ivy , a former student of advanced botanical biochemistry, employs plants of all varieties and their derivatives in her crimes. She has the ability to control all plant life and can create new henchmen with her mutated seeds

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Mr. Freeze (Dr. Victor Fries) is a scientist whose invention of a freeze-gun went terribly wrong when it accidentally caused cryogenic chemicals to spill on himself. He now uses frozen weaponry and must wear a refrigerated ice-suit to survive


Ok then lets proceed to my next super hero, whoelse.... dyarararannnn! presenting............

                               The legendary "Man of Steel

                                  

The timeless hero shines in his struggle for "Truth, Justice and the American Way." Set in present-day Metropolis against the backdrop of a bright, urban landscape, the ageless superhero combats sinister villains and rescues innocent victims in exciting new stories based on universal themes encompassing the time-honored traditions of the classic Superman legend.

True to the legend, if exposed to Kryptonite, Superman instantly weakens and prolonged exposure to it could, quite possibly, cause his death. Superman also has no power over magic -- he is susceptible to mystic spells like mortals. Kryptonite and magic aside, Superman is "equipped" to handle anything else. In addition to his extraordinary superpowers, this animated series outfits the "man of steel" with special "exoskeleton supersuits" which help him function in hazardous situations -- a space suit, allowing him to breathe in outer space and fly faster than the speed of light and an underwater suit for prolonged periods of time on the ocean floor

 i idolized also this man yah! eeerrr now im confused who i want 1st batman or superman? they both heroic in their own way, ok ok maybe i can be both.. yah!:)

hehe actually superman i think is my moms favorite action hero, she even calls papa, his superman.... ooppsssiiee! too personal:) ayayayy cheesy eh!

 ok now who's the sidekick of superman? is there?eeerrr i dunno! i think none..how could i said that everyone have sidekicks of their own even in real life? now im confused again.... :) ok maybe we need to analyze this more deeper...   ahmmm.... ahmmm..... ahmmm... (thinking) (finally) :)... how about lois lane? yah now i figured it out at last :)

Lois Lane is a rising journalist working for the Daily Planet, Clark Kent's fiancée

now my blog is getting cheesier?  yah! 

In practically all of Superman's incarnations, Lois, despite being a brilliant woman and an ace reporter, she also helps clark kent aka superman in solving crimes, and shes the only one who knows that clark kent & superman is one person... wooohooo! super heroes in love... :) yah!  hehe i know now why my mom likes superman even at her age now,, hehe probably because superman is for older crowd.

 us younger ones can stick to superman comics....  hehe more wholesome version yah! is it? (puzzled)

--------NOW TIME FOR SUPERMAN VILLAINS--------

• BIZARRO

who wouldn't be afraid of him as a wraith, Bizarro appeared to have no moral qualms. He was obsessed with finding a Kryptonian to create a permanent host, and has probably killed dozens, if not hundreds, of humans, often in a brutal fashion: both as a wraith and while posing as Clark, Bizarro seriously wounded the Martian Manhunter and killed at least two humans by disemboweling them with his bare hands

• BRAINIAC

 ok this next one is Brainiac he is a Kryptonian supercomputer; as such, he is made up of microscopic parts that appear to the human eye as liquid. He can use his microscopic parts to shape-shift his body into any shape and color in which he mostly uses a human appearance that has a default setting, as well as taking the form of other people and animals connected to Kal-El to manipulate his actions. His actual form has never been revealed, but was uploaded inside the Black Ship, which was eventually turned into Brainiac's hard drive before it was destroyed

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• BRUNNO MANNHEIM

Bruno "Ugly" Mannheim was the leader of the criminal organization known as Intergang. This position left him with vast resources, which he would use to control the underworld. He was also amoral and had no convictions using innocent people for his own means. He got advanced weapons from Darkseid in a deal in which Darkseid got knowledge of the Anti Life Equation. In the comics, after his rebirth, he was shown to have become psychopathic and also a cannibal. (eewww)afraid!

• The doomsday
• He is a nearly mindless, berserk killing machine, with no feelings apart from unfocused hatred, murderous rage, and the sheer malicious joy of destruction........ "i just saw the face and im already frightened"

MAXIMA

 this one kinda pretty eh ....Maxima has long red hair and, on her home planet of Almerac, wears native revealing deep green clothes. On Earth, she dressed in more conservative clothes, wearing a green dress that she stole from Tess Mercer, believing that it was sent by the Kryptonian who sent the signal.

Maxima also always wears a bracelet on her wrist, which can teleport her vast distances through interstellar space.

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• MORGAN EDGE

When Lionel was growing up in Suicide Slums, he befriended Morgan Edge and the two became close friends. They decided that he and Lionel should kill Lionel's parents and claim the insurance money on them and the property. They planted a bomb in their apartment and killed them; Lionel made sure he had an alibi so that he wasn't connected to the murder. They then split the money and started their careers: Lionel started LuthorCorp and Morgan became a crime boss.

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• PARASITE

Parasite has the ability to steal the powers of other people through physical contact. When Livewire failed Tess Mercer when she and Neutron failed to stop Doomsday, Tess had Parasite steal her powers. When he drained the powers of Clark Kent, his Kryptonian powers were a little too much for Parasite and once he had successfully got them, he was thrown backwards because of the power he had absorbed. He remarked that he thought Clark's power was only super-speed. He also absorbs their weaknesses as shown when he is weakened by the kryptonite ring that Oliver was wearing. He also has the ability to return the powers he stole to the owner as he did with Clark when he was getting killed by the kryptonite.

• SILVER BANSHEE

Silver Banshee has superhuman strength, agility, speed, endurance, and a high degree of resistance to physical and energy attacks. Her wail can kill anyone within a certain range as long as she can see her victim and knows their true name. Victims are usually reduced to desiccated husks. Silver Banshee is able to use her sonic powers to teleport.   " awww ugly eh!"

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here are some jokes for you so i could make you laugh before you leave me... awww

JOKES ABOUT BATMAN & ROBIN:

Q: Why did Bruce's date go badly?
A: Because he has BAT breath



There is a big room with four corners. In the first corner, you find Superman. In the second corner you find Batman. In the third corner you find Spiderman. And in the fourth corner you find a gorgeous, extremely intelligent, 100% natural blonde woman with a ultra-thin magazine-model figure. In the center of the room there is a pot of gold. Who gets to the pot of gold first?
A: None, because none of these characters exist.




Batman and Robin are camping in the desert, set up their tent and are asleep. Some hours later, Batman wakes his faithful friend. "Robin, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Robin replies, " I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asks Batman.
Robin ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Chronologically, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you, Batman?"

Batman is silent for a moment, then speaks:
" Robin, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."






        NOW TIME FOR SENSIBLES

OK now enough with nonsense....maybe its now time to make  some sense, superheroes are just fictional, they arent true, but there are real heroes in our everyday lives our parents who will do ordinary things into extra ordinarily, they can be heroes to us just by teaching us how to deal with our life everyday. plus they love  us unconditionally... so you see they are our real  daily heroes

we ourselves can be also  a super hero..... live an empowered life, just choose your battles & we can all step up into greatness..... ok ya all hope you enjoy my first blog.... hope you come back & read more my new coming posts

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